Tonight on ABC, at 7 pm CDT, is going to be the season premiere of a new show called “WIPEOUT!” If you’ve seen the commercials then you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t then this video will give you some idea of what the show is about:

See I told you that’s shit is HILARIOUS! Did you see that dude fallmoff that thing and get smashed by that other thing? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Crazy ass JAPS! Complete morons I tells ya. (not all of them just the ones on the show.)

That’s from a show called MXC which I think is on Spike TV or maybe its TNT, it doesn’t really matter, but that show is called MXC, and it’s completely hilarious.

First off the MXC show is the ORIGINAL show from Japan (called Takeshi’s Castle) only in our version they voice over the Jap talk with English that is totally funny, think Mystery Science Theater 3000. The show is not translated, or dubbed, at least I don’t think so, there is apparently no literal translation from the original show. One guy will be talking about the game or the contestant and giving play by play and the color dude will be talking about how stupid the guy/girl looks or he’ll be making homo-sexual remarks.

At least the few times I have seen MCX at home. When I can hear what they are saying. I usually forget about it until I’m just flipping through the channels late on a Friday night. I usually only see the show on television’s at bars. But the little that I get to see always sends be in to fits of laughter, even before I’m nice and loaded.

Anyway, WIPEOUT looks to be about the same as the original MXC so I think you should check it out. I think you’ll be highly entertained. I mean who wouldn’t be entertained watching shit-talking ass-faces get their asses whipped by a wall full of moving boxing gloves or getting whacked in the face with a swinging body bag?

So I’m going to get some Waldo Pizza tonight, and sit my fat ass right on the couch and watch Ice Road Truckers, Greensburg (it’s about the rebuilding or Greensburg, Kansas), WIPEOUT, and I Survived a Japanese Game Show. That last one looks pretty good too. Apparently the contestants knew they won something but they didn’t know that they would be going to Japan to be on a game show. But if they have to eat some crazy shit like they did on Fear Factor then I’m gonna have to shut her down. That shit make me want to vomit on yo’ momma.

I’ve already set the DVR, from the office, to record them. What? Your Crime Warner DVR doesn’t do what? Sign in to your account select a show and then have it record it for you. Gee whiz, How low tech is Cry Warner? Did your cable DVR even come with a remote? Or do you have to keep getting up to change the channel. Oh, you taught your dog to do it, good for you! Did I tell you that I can even do it with my cell phone?

Peace out MY HOMIES!