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Where The Magic Happens

April 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments

The World Famous Shea (a.k.a. ACGIK) has asked me to post pics of where I create all of my (future) award winning post. Whether it’s from my home office, or my work cubicle. There is no way your getting a pic of my work cubicle so these are pics from my home office.

Prepare to turn green with envy, Bitches.

The desk is an antique circa 1995. Crafted using the finest particle board Taiwan has to offer, with the caring hands of some clown in some other 3rd world county that you have probably never heard of until today, but I can’t remember the name right now.

The highback executive (that would be me The D) chair is 100% pleather chair crafted with the finest plastic the world has to offer. It was assembled by the finest assembly men China has to offer (or some country over there). Notice the dust on the wheels of the chair, thats my own little custom touch. There is not another chair like it in the universe. Further customizations included are weathered arm rest and the perfect ass groove molded to my tight, tight runners ass. You can’t get a chair like that anywhere, people! If it wasn’t for the ass sweat on hot summer days I would probably sleep in it.

The boxes are where I put my feet when I write on my laptop as I an doing now.

Notice the cordless phone, that has never been used in the 4 years that I have lived here.

I would also like to draw your attention to the 100% balsa wood blinds. If you have ever looked for them, then you know how expensive 100% wood blinds can be. But I get a sweet deal on them. Every window in the house has them. And they totes rock! The sweet deal was that if I bought, I think like 10 of them, they would throw in a FREE house! That deal was just like a limp dick, ya can’t beat it. So I took it.

The printer is from my favorite year (YESTER!) So I have had it for many, many years. But it still works when it has ink in it.

You might remember my excitement when I bought the new monitor. Or maybe when I received THE BEST PURCHASE EVER!!

These are the bookshelves that my brother, C-Boy, put in using his mad karate, pronounced (KA-RAH-TAY), chops to cut the oak. He didn’t have a hammer so he just stared at the nails, and they banged themselves into the wall.

Notice the box of paper, under the desk. There was like a half a mile of dot matrix paper in there when Moms gave it to me 4 years ago. It’s only half gone.

I still have some sweet cassette tapes.

Now you have to post a pic on your blog and then tell me that you did in my comments. Home or office it doesn’t matter.

That is if you are finished stealing my pics. At least Tony asked.

Tags: Everyday life · Family · Good Times · House Stuff · Random Thoughts

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Nightmare // Apr 2, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Yeah I did that…no explanations though. Just the pic of my desk at work.

  • 2 Keri Oke // Apr 2, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    I couldn’t actually get the camera to the van down by the river — but now I understand that you don’t have time to meet me for a beer at TCT because you’re too busy banging Tony. You should have just told me.

  • 3 The D // Apr 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Keri WTF?

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