Welcome to Funkytown population…one.

I tell you this because for the past few days, maybe a week, I’ve seem to have this cloud over my head, maybe it’s a brain cloud. Maybe it is, maybe it’s not, I don’t know. I just know that I don’t like it. And I need to do something about it, and quick.

But first lets look at some of the possible causes of this, ummm, lets go ahead and call it a “brain cloud” for now.

• Maybe its caused by listening to songs like this:

And not knowing who it is and then, once finding who it is, having to pullover and projectile vomit out of my ears. Then, upon getting home, having to put on the Ipod and rock out to Slayer, and Disturbed for 2 full hours, at top volume, as I apologized to the Gods of Rock.

• Could it be the fact that I still haven’t received my stimulus check from Georgy Bush (XO’s fav, btw!)
• Could it be THIS FUCKING CELINE DION ON MY FUCKING ITUNES!!! GAH!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM!!! Srlsy, where did she come from? Does anyone know? I think the terrorist sent her here to make us all crazy.
• Is it possible that I now have other issues with running, other than my plantar fasciitis? This time it’s in my shins and I think it’s shin splints. But I haven’t self diagnosed yet, so the jury is still out. I was wanting to run in the Amy Thompson Run to Daylight 8K’er (5 miles) on Memorial day but I can’t even get though 4 miles without having to walk one quarter of it.
• Could it be the complete and random awesomeness of the Twisted Sister Christmas Album? Umm yea no that’s not it. Twisted RULEZ! And ya know it.
• Could it be the constant ringing in my ears? Srsly, it’s annoying.
• Could it be the complete ignorance of people in general?
• Could it be that I STILL, haven’t found away to squeeze in the phrase “(inset noun) is legend…(wait for it)… DARY” into a normal conversation… yet?

I think that is enough of the possible causes for now.

Next time, the fixes.