Yea, Yea I’m late I know, I’ve been busy with stuff. So sue me.

Lets light this candle!

Friday I went out to Oak Park Mall to pick up my newly tailored suit. I was in and out in 5.23 minuets. Sweet!

Saturday I had to go into the office for a few hours to catch up on some work for the project I submittd to the customer this morning. I was back at the house by 3 and started getting ready, to get ready (yea that’s getting ready TO get ready) for my cousins wedding.

The wedding was in Parkville Mo, which is just north of the river for you foreigners (non-Kansas Citians). I’m not that familiar with that part of town so I dug out directions using Google Earth and their on-line mapping dealio. If you don’t know about this then your more retarded than I thought. It’s the sweetest thing ever! Just go there and check out the Street View part of it. It will blow your mind, better than a phillipino hooker on Sunday morning!

I beat the start of the wedding by a good 5 minuets. Which, in The D’s time, means I could have left the house 30 later than I did. You see in my universe if you tell me to be some where at, say 4 o’clock, I think I can LEAVE my house at 4 and then also be there at 4. Its a perfect system. People always complement me on it. They say things like “Your were supposed to BE HERE at 4, you jerk-off!” And I tell them “then why didn’t you tell me to leave my house at 3, Bitch-face?”

What was I talking about?

Oh yea, the wedding. The wedding was just a wedding service and not a whole mass (Thank God) So it only lasted about 10-15 min.

So we fast forward to the reception. I say WWWAAAZZZSSSSS UUUUUPPPPPP to my nephew Zach, (He immediately tells me he has 5 KU items at home) who I like to call “The Z” but he doesn’t like being called that, he likes Zach or Z-man which I think is lame but he’s 5 years old and he’s the boss of me. So that’s what I go with. I take my camera out of my pocket and show him how to use it show him how to use the screen in the back and tell him to hold it real still and push the button. He takes a few picks of stuff on that table. And thinks it the coolest thing since Legos. Then I tell him that was enough and he runs off.

Next thing I know my camera is gone and so is the boy. I stand up and see him across the reception room taking pictures. I think “Oh, great what kind of pics am I going to get now.” When I was secretly hoping he was taking pics of all the single hot chicks. (There weren’t any). So I just let him go and tell his mom, The SIS, that he has my camera and to make sure he doesn’t put it down and forget where he puts it.

After a few min he comes back and sets it back on the table. These are the pics I found on the camera.

A speaker?

A pick of I dont know what? A sub woofer maybe?

Chandelier?

Flowers?

Umm, no clue.

I think this is my brother C-Boy and his Daughter in the white sweater and striped dress on the left.

Then I show him how to take pics of himself, by himself.

First I demonstrate:

CHEESE!!

Now its his turn:

OOO, Almost, I guess his arms are too short.

Now it’s time for everyone to climb on Uncle D:

Almost, lets try this again.

Sophia, Sophia, look at mommy! (Please, for the love of God look at the camera just once!)

YES!! Well at least 2 of us are looking at The SIL.

After we took this pic, I looked at it and said, “Oh man, my hair is messed up.” Sophia says ” Then why don’t you brush it, Uncle D?” Twenty minuets later, she brings me a brush. From where no one knew.

Zach’s sister Nicole:

was feeling a little left out so, I let her take a pic of her fav Uncle:

Zach and his dad yelled CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!! While this pic was being taken.

Then I didn’t see her the rest of the night. I think she was stealing hooch from the other tables. But maybe not, I don’t really know.

Sunday was more family fun at Moms house, but I forgot my camera at my house.

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