Welcome to the Weekend Update with The D

Hello folks I’m The D and you’re Not! (that joke never gets old)

This weekend was all about the family. I had two birthday parties to attend, one was my nieces’ 3^rd birthday party on Saturday, and the other was my Grandmothers 90th birthday party on Sunday.

Saturday started off awesome with me waking up with a massive woody smile on my face. I knew today would be a good day, nay a great day! After KU beat the piss out of the Wildcats from KSU, I headed over to C-boy’s house for my nieces 3^rd birthday party. My Aunt from Boise, Idaho is in town, her and my mother grilled me about who I was or was not dating. I made the mistake of telling them that I was dating, but no one that they needed to know about. Well, that went over like a fart in church! Then the inquisition began with questions like what’s her name? What does she do for a living? Is she cute? What do her parents do? Does she have big boobs? Is she a virgin? She better be a virgin! What about the blow jobs are they good? I swear I was in an Italian movie nightmare. I could have avoided the whole interrogation by just saying “No” when they asked if I was dating anyone.

Here are some picks from the party.

This is me telling my mom that her questions are TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!

I can’t believe I’m getting asked these questions. (but my hair looks GREAT!)

Sophia is in the center. (How many juice boxes can these kids drink?)

OPPS! How did these pics of Sophia cheering for KU get in here?

CHALK!

JAYHAWKS!

On Sunday after the Chiefs were murdered at home I went out to my mom’s house for my Grandmothers 90^th Birthday party. I avoided the whole conversation about my awesome single life just to make sure I did not have to go through that horror show again.

Here I am with my grandmother in her stunna shades!

I am currently compiling a video of some stuff I shot on Sunday with my camera and hope to have it uploaded tomorrow night. (I’m having some trouble with the rendering)

C-boys youngest Isabelle (Izzy)

With KU beating KSU this weekend I had the same bets with 3 different bloggers. The bet was that if KSU won then EMAW (from Three O’Clock the Morning), Chimpo (from Chimpotle), and Nightmare (from Smells like Bullshit), (btw all three are KSU alumni) would write a post and I would post it here on my blog or they would be “guest bloggers” as we call them. If KU won then I would get to write a post for their blogs. As I stated above I won the bet so now I have to write 3 different post with 3 different topics for those 3 blogs. Plus keep entertaining ya’ll on this here blog. Come to think of it I really don’t think I really won this bet. But I will comply with the bet and I will write the post (and they will be ASS KICKIN post) and email them to those authors when I get them done. Is there a time limit on this? None was discussed with me at post time.

Thanks for reading! Come back for that video tomorrow, you wont be disappointed.