This is the Weekend Update with The D

Hello I’m The D and your not! HAHAHAHAH!  That joke never get old, does it? No, it doesn’t!

I haven’t been done one of these for a few weeks because I really haven’t been going much. And when I say much I mean nothing at all. The last time I was out was probably 6 weeks ago. Not counting the blogger meet up a few weeks ago.

Not really sure why I haven’t been going just not felt like it for awhile.

But Saturday night I meet up with Mr. Awesome, and Bruce Lee at Danny’s out near The Legends for a couple of drinks. Bruce Lee is a friend of ours that’s in our Fantasy Football League. We watched the Royals game, and Nascar at the same time we’re masters of the fine art of multitasking).

After that we went over to the Saddle Ranch Chop House. We were entertained by women riding the bull and hot chicks dancing on the bar, with guy giving them singles just like a strip club. But it’s not a strip club, no one takes off their clothes (well there was that one time, but I was wasted so, we aren’t going to talk about that) so why would I give some hot chick, and she was pretty hot, I wouldn’t have kick her out of bed for eaten crackers… Unless she was better on the floor… money just to dance on a bar fully clothed? It’s stupid.

The funniest part was watching the chicks ride the bull. The operator would start out really slow then shake the bull so their boobies (he he) would wobble around and almost fall out of their shirts. It was really funny when the one really well built chick got on, when the bull would shake she would use her one free hand to keep her boobs in her shirt. HILARIOUS!

(We should have our next blogger meet up out there.)

Then we went to Banana Joes. That place sucks. That’s all ya need to know.

That was my weekend. I catch y’all on the flip side.