I’m really going out on a limb here and telling you 2 morons what I’m doing this weekend. 

First off today is the first of the month so that means a weight-in at the gym. I’m hoping I’m down to at least 205 or less. Anything under 200 might just give me a massive boner. But I don’t think I’ve done enough running to reach that point. I’ll let you know via tweet tonight.

No other plans for a Friday night. I’m down to just 10% capacity left on my DVR so I need to start watching some of the movies that I have stored on it. So I have that goin’ for me. Umm, Yay?

Saturday is goin to be ballz hot!! The temp is supposed to be in the higher 90’s with one zillion percent humidity. Breathing air that thick with humidity is like drowning. I wonder if any one can actually drown from breathing air that thick? One of you two look that up for me will ya? Get back to me, pronto!

I was going to tell you that I have a shit load of yard work to do this weekend. I have to trim the bushes. (No, that is not a euphemism for anything, you pervs.) I’m picking Saturday to get my ass-kickin farmer tan do it because it’s going to be even hotter on Sunday. Saturday night I don’t have any plans so if you want to have any fun then you’re going to want to hit me up. Otherwise you will have a crappy time doing what ever it is your doing, unless I’m there. Because, I’m the guy that makes your party fun.

Sunday morning/afternoon I’m going to do some lame old web site stuff. It would probably take a normal person about 15-30 min to do what I plan to do, but because The D is doing it, it will take at the very least 14 hours and 23 minuets. Because I have no idea what I’m doing. But I haven’t crashed the site yet! So, I’d say I’m doing all right!

Sunday our long dark nightmare is finally over it’s the long awaited return of the National Football League. Our yearly dark age of sports has finally ended! Hip-Hip Hooray! Hip-hip Hooray! You can watch the entire Hall of Fame induction ceremony at 5 p.m. CDT on ESPN (channel 206 on your Direct TV) or on the NFL network (channel 212 also on your Direct TV) Saturday afternoon. The game being played on Sunday night pits the Indianapolis Colts against the Washington Redskins. Watch it on NBC in HD (check your local channel guide for the Direct TV channels in your area.) In glorious old K.C that would be channel 41 our NBC affiliate.

Y’all be cool!