After work tonight I went over to my moms house to help her and my sister set up for a garage sale that my mothers neighborhood is having this weekend. I don’t know how we got on the topic of money and how we spend it but this is now I ended it.
Mom: “So what do you do with all your money?”
The D: “Whatever I want, I don’t have a wife spending all”
Sis: “When are you going to get one?”
The D: “What? A wife”
Sis: “Yea”
The D: “When ever I feel like ordering one from Russia”.
Mom: “You don’t spend all you money on booze do you?”
The D: “Mom, I spend it on the same things everyone else in this town does”
Mom: “And what is that?”
The D: “You know, crack and hores”
Mom: “I hope you’re kidding”
The D: “Of course I’m kidding. I also spend it on booze for the hores who supply me with the crack and illegal firearms”
Visit with Mom and Sis
May 2nd, 2007 · 8 Comments
Tags: Everyday life
8 responses so far ↓
1 Nightmare // May 2, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Where did you find full service Ho’s? Crack and FIREARMS? that is totally awesome!
2 Ms. Mamma // May 2, 2007 at 4:21 pm
I think it’s time you go to an ‘open mic’ night and share the love with your fellow denizens. You owe it to the world!
3 emawkc // May 2, 2007 at 4:37 pm
C’mon The D. There’s no way you could find a classy enough whore in this city to spend all that money on.
4 Heather // May 3, 2007 at 3:00 am
Thankfully, my family has stopped asking the “when ya gonna get married” questions.
Besides, I haven’t perfected my chicken fried steak cooking technique (pretty close, though).
5 "The D" // May 3, 2007 at 4:33 am
night & emaw - You can find those girls on James Street in K.C.K. at least that is what I’m told.
Mama - Idont have the testiles for open mic nite.
Head - the technique doesn’t matter as long as its good…wait was the a euphemism for something?
6 Heather // May 3, 2007 at 11:05 am
Probably…guys are just happy to get chicken fried steak.
7 KC Sponge // May 4, 2007 at 2:02 pm
You’re freakin hilarious.
8 Ms. Mamma // May 4, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Have the girls give you a few r & c’s ! You’ll be good to go.
PS I cannot read anything on your template. It’s two smooshed columns to the left.
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