Meesha and Nightmare were sitting outside a clinic. Nightmare was crying very loudly.

Meesha: Why are you crying?

Nightmare: I came here for a blood test.

Meesha: So? Are you afraid?

Nightmare: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, Meesha started crying profusely.

Nightmare was astonished.

Nightmare: Why are you crying now?

Meesha: I came for a urine test!

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A Brunette (Jessi), a Redhead (Heather), and a Blonde (Shea) escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to Jessi, “Jump! Jump! It’s your only chance to survive!”

Jessi jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. Jessi slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

“C’mon! Jump! You gotta jump!’ say the firemen to Heather.

“Oh no! You’re gonna pull the blanket away!” says Heather.

“No! It’s Jessi’s we can’t stand! We’re OK with Heathers!”

“OK” says Heather, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, Shea steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell “Jump! You have to jump!”

“No way! You’re just gonna pull the blanket away!” yelled Shea.

“No! Really! You have to jump! We won’t pull the blanket away!”

“Look,” Shea says, “nothing you say is gonna convince me that you’re not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it…”