It’s joke Thursday my Bitches!! Before we get to the joke lets review the rules.

1. Feel free to submit your own jokes. I swipe all of them from joke sites. If you do submit a joke please send it to darrenrules@gmail.com, and put Thursday joke in the subject line. If I deem you joke worthy I’ll pimp out your blog or you.

2. I take out all of the pronouns like he, she, they, them, and any pronouns like them and replace them with real people. I do this because I think it makes the joke funnier. Every person that I know is free game. Also, every author of every blog that I read is free game. Don’t get pissed off or offended, its a joke for Petes sake.

Tanks to Emaw for this weeks joke!

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a Cougar very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Chimpo and Tony applied for the job. Tony was gay and Chimpo a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, Tony, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than Chimpo, the drunk.

Tony proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to Tony, the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town an kick up your heels.”

Tony readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and Tony didn’t return. Two o’clock, and no Tony. Tony returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called Tony over to her. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said.Trembling, Tony did as she directed.

“Now take off my boots.” Tony did as she asked, ever so slowly.

“Now take off my socks.” Tony removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

“Now take off my skirt.” Tony slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

“Now take off my bra.” Again, with trembling hands, Tony did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

“Now,” she said, “take off my panties.” By the light of the fire, Tony slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at Tony and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”