If you don’t watch Lost then you might not find this as funny as I do. But if you do watch Lost then you’ll totes LOL, LYAO, or ROFLYAO.

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Last year XO replaced all the windows in his house with those expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, he got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
completed a whole year ago and XO still hadn’t paid for them.

“Hellloooo? Just because I’m bald doesn’t mean that I am automatically
stupid.” So, XO told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told him
last year … that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It’s been a year XO told him. There was only silence at the
other end of the line, so XO finally just hung up. Guess XO won that stupid
argument.

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to KC Sponge.

The puzzled KC Sponge kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: “It’s golf balls”.
Nevertheless, KC Sponge continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, KC Sponge asked: “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”