I know I’m late on this but I have a job that make me actually work once in awhile. Not like the rest of you slackers.

Here ya go. Now stop emailing me, SHIT!

For his birthday, little The D asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His Father said, “The D, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $580,000 and unfortunately your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford It.”

The next day the father saw little The D heading out the front door with a suitcase . So he asked, “The D, where are you going?”

The D told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard mom tell you to wait because she was coming too. I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $580,000 mortgage & no bike!”

Your welcome