Ten years ago, In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire…
The A-Team.
YEA BITCHES!!
My picks for the Actors.
Col. John “Hannibal” Smith = Bruce Willis
Lt. Templeton “Faceman” Peck = Matthew McConaughey
Capt. H.M. “Howling Mad” Murdock = Woody Harrelson
Bosco B.A.(Bad Attitude) Baracus = Micheal Clark Duncan
Hot chick that needs their help (you know there has to be one) = Megan Fox
Who would be your choices?



9 responses so far ↓
1 Doc // Mar 25, 2008 at 5:42 am
Ving Rhames = Mr. T
2 emawkc // Mar 25, 2008 at 9:19 am
Okay, I took a bit of a different approach in my casting call.
3 Well Hell Michelle // Mar 25, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Oh yeah, Ving Rhames as Mr. T. And Bruce Willis would be cool as Hannibal, but I have to go with Burt Reynolds… he’s got the smiling while smoking a cigar thing down pat.
4 The D // Mar 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm
What’s all this jibba-jabba about Ving Rames as Mr.T? Mr.T is a REAL person, FOO!
I think you mean B.A. Baracus, FOO’S!!
And Ving Rames isnt big enough to play B.A. Baracus FOO’s.
Now quite all that JIBBA-JABBA!
5 Doc // Mar 25, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I’m sorry: did I miss something?
Isn’t the original Mr. T…well, dead?
Or, in a nursing facility in Arizona?
Or serving 5-10 in a state pen somewhere for criminal bling-bling?
I just soooo need to keep up…
6 Doc // Mar 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
…and, come to think of it, the original Mr. T wasn’t any taller than you, D.
7 The D // Mar 25, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I pitty the FOO who thinks Mr. T is dead! H’e not dead at all!
Mr.T is as healthy as a horse cuz he ate his vitamins, and said his prayers with Hulk Hogan.
I pitty da foo who calls me short!
8 Doc // Mar 25, 2008 at 4:06 pm
now who said anything about YOU being short: i simply observed that the Original Mr. “I Know Over-the-Top Bling Bling When I Steal It” is your same height!
That’s a good thing.
I didn’t compare you to a midget like, say, Tom “I Like My Closet Very Much, Thank You” Cruise, did I? No.
So Ving would be just a smidge taller than the original, okay?
Now, Mr. Duncan, on the other hand, would be…well, somewhat overwhelming in that role. Plus, he’s so nice, with not killing and dismembeeing those little girls on that farm down south, remember?
As for Burt Reynolds as Hannibal - good call! Whereas George Peppard never made a facial twitch, Burt has had so much plastic surgery done he CAOULDN’T twitch an eyebrow without a stunt double…
Hot Chick? Okay…Jessica Alba needs a break through role to finally, once and for all, give up that nasty pron business. And, is Bruce Willis is cast as Hannibal, why, the wo of them have already worked together so there would be that ‘chemistry’ thing, you know…daddy and daughter?
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