I would just like to take a moment to thank all of you people who will be taking time off from work tomorrow to watch the Inauguration of our 44th President. I want to thank you for doing your part in further sending our economy down the toilet. I would also like to thank those of you who will be wasting time at work watching it online when you supposed to be working.
Both of these groups will be responsible for the collapse of our once great economy.
It sure seams like a good idea doesn’t it? Taking a sick day or vacation to watch TV? Especially when you could just record it on your DVR or VCR and watch it when you get home after work? Plus, you could skip the commercials thus saving you time.
But sure go ahead and do what ever you want.

4 responses so far ↓
1 meesha.v // Jan 19, 2009 at 9:45 pm
There will be commercials?
2 MoxieMamaKC // Jan 20, 2009 at 9:27 am
I’m DVRing it. But if I could be off work today, I would have. But I can’t so I guess I’ll do my part for American Capitalism instead…
3 Doc // Jan 20, 2009 at 10:13 am
Hmmm….sounds like sour grapes to me. That must be it, right?
’cause that whole sending_our_economy_down_the_toilet line of reasoning HAS to be a joke..
right? right?
4 NOLA // Jan 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm
SCROOGE!!!
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