With all this talk about The Dark Knight hitting the kabillion dollar mark, it got me thinking. Why so many superhero movies, such as, talk about a Spider-man spin off, The Watchmen, and a new Wolverine movie.
I was just wondering when the fuck is someone going to begin working on the only true super hero movie.
AQUAMAN
Y’all better start recognizin’ Aquaman or yo, ass is gonna get eatin’ by a tuna, and shit.
6 responses so far ↓
1 dumbwhore // Jul 31, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I fuck Aquaman in his squishy salty ass, yo! Tuna be fucked.
2 Xavier Onassis // Jul 31, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Aquaman = Olympic Swimming = Gay = FAIL
However, there is a Marvel comics Nemor (Sub-Mariner) movie coming that will kick Aquaman’s waterlogged ass!
3 Tony // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:06 am
First of all, that’s racist.
Secondly, Afro Ninja could kick all of their asses put together.
http://afroninjathemovie.com/
4 The D // Aug 1, 2008 at 8:41 am
Dumbwhore-Auqaman would send ina shark and he’s eat you up. nom nom nom
XO-Sub-Mariner? If that ain’t gay TKC aint Mexican.
Tony-What’s racist? There isn’t any thing racist in that post. Afro ninja wouldnt go in the water.
5 Nuke // Aug 1, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Sub Mariner > Aquaman! Submariner can fly and bullets bounce of him and shit. Aquaman? Him and his attack tuna are absolutely pointless this far from the ocean. Altho I spose he could use a slingshot with some canned tuna and be mildly annoying.
As far as Afroninja… great concept but I am a Luke Cage man (no homo).
6 emawkc // Aug 1, 2008 at 5:52 pm
They’re on it. Here’s the triailer…
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