Sunday night I went up to the Quicktrip on Westport Road, up the street from the house, to fill’er up with some go-go juice for the family truckster. (No, I did not leave it running) As I was pulling out from that parking lot I was waiting on some slow ass mo-fo to hurry up and get past me so I could pull in behind them.

So naturally, as we all do, I yelled “HURRY UP, DICK!”

As I pulled behind him I saw his license plate

“JESASVS” Jesus Saves?

Just one of the many reasons I am probably going to hell.