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Package

May 16th, 2007 · 5 Comments

I picked up my package from the post office today at lunch. I’m VERY EXCITED about it. I’m so pumped that I am going to skip the workout tonight so I can go home and play with it.

I feel like the first time I realize that I had a penis. I played with IT FOR HOURS!!

Tags: Everyday life · Random Thoughts · Wednesday Quickie

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Erin // May 17, 2007 at 7:16 pm

    So when do we get to see pics of your mail order bride?

  • 2 "The D" // May 17, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Erin, (not my sister) First off thanks for the comment it’s been awhile. I’ve missed you.

    How have you been? How’s the fam?

    Second, you are AWAAAAAAY off on your guess as to what the package is.

    Third, pics will be posted this weekend. I am really tired today because I was up until 3 last night playing with my package.

    No, wait that sounds bad… ummm, lets say setting up my new item.

  • 3 Erin // May 18, 2007 at 1:08 am

    How can you miss me when we both know you stalk me??

    p.s. How the hell did you hold out until now on the baby Jesus story? I’m about 15 seconds away from plagiarizing the hell out of that…

  • 4 "The D" // May 18, 2007 at 4:38 am

    The term “Stalking” is little harsh. It insinuates something that has a negative connotation.

    And you can’t prove anything.

  • 5 Chrissie // May 18, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    I am just now getting caught up on your posts…but i can’t BELIEVE you skipped a work out to ‘play with your package’. it must be something very special.

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