No I’m not moving or changing this site so just calm down, and stop freaking out. I wanted to tell you all about a new web site that I think most of you will find pretty funny. But of course if I find it funny (and I does) that doesn’t automatically make it funny does it? UMM, fuck yea it does!

It’s called hot chicks with douche bags.com you may have already heard of it but I haven’t . Which is another post all together. Why has no one told me of this site until a few weeks ago? And that was in the comments? Are you guys all jerks? I don’t think any of my readers are jerks. So why are you acting like jerks and not sending me funny borderline SFW websites? Which this is? Whats wrong with you people?

Yea, I don’t mean any of that jazz. I’m just typing so I have something to do right now. I’m pretty boarded. Lost is off until April 27, so the Thursday night/Friday morning Lost Thoughts post might be pretty lame. I might just go into Lost-coma.

Wait a tick! Did I just coin a new medical condition? DIBBS!!! I called it!! I get all rights and monies that go with that term. So BACK THE FUCK OFF I CALLED DIBBS!!!

OH, that reminds me I have been meaning to tell everyone that I’m won a contest to be an extra on Lost… Yes, I totally full of shit right now, you caught me. You guys are so smart! No, really for those of you that have never caught the”Lost Fever” (DIBBS!!) as I call it, there is good news for you. If you don’t want to be out of the loop any longer. Then I suggest you go over to ABC.COM and watch every single episode ever made in the 4 seasons it has been on TV. They are packaged into nice little 5 min videos so you don’t have to sit in front of your computer for 45 min at a time. I bet you can even get them for your Ipod so you can watch then when your driving, backing cookies, punching minorities, or even masturbating, or whatever y’all you when your not pissed off that your parents didn’t make you as awesome as me, The D.

If you are in the loop which makes you one of the cool kids. Then first let me congratulate on becoming one of the cool kids. You can go here and read recaps of every single episode ever made, nicely organized by episode, or by season recaps. It’s some of the best reading I have ever read on the internet and my reading I mean there are a shit load of pictures.

HOLY FUCK!! Guess what I just reallized! O.K so remember the Numbers? (if you have no idea what I’m refering too just stop now) Lost returns on 4-24-08!!!! Do you see them!!!! 4!!! 24 (inverted is 42)!!! 08 or 8!!! Those are all numbers!!! OMFG!!!! I’m totally FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!!! klahjfladsfjndovnnipor!!

It’s quite chilling.

AAANNNDDD melt down over.

Where was I…

Oh yea…

Which brings me to my next point, my name is Darren we all know this. But lets just assume that you have known me for say like almost 2, or in most cases, less than 2 years. My nickname is “THE D” Then name of this blog is “THE D RULES” some of you bloggers are getting it wrong on a consistent basis. It’s NOT just “D” or “D RULES”. It’s “THE D”. I don’t want to be a prick about this, but it annoys the piss out of me when someone calls me “D”. Or links to me calling this blog “D RULES”. Now would you like it if I called you Steve when your name is John? Or if your name was Marge, and I called you a stupid skank? You might get a little miffed wouldn’t you? Now you see my point. It’s “The D” and “The D Rules” get it, got it, good. And yes I am aware that it is not “proper english” but neither is the work fuck but we all use it anyway.

Lets move on…

That is all I have, so peace out my hommies! Y’all stay cool Kansas City!