I am in the foulest of foul moods tonight. No reason for it I just am. So fucking deal with it, bitches!

• Why the fuck is KCTV 5 broadcasting the Chiefs game in standard definition? Are they fucking stupid?
• My calves are sore and keep cramping up. They hurt like a sumbitch!
• I’m test driving the last.fm so far NOT impressed. How can you have a free music site and NOT have a pop-out player? Do you seriously expect me to devote a whole tab to this shit? Get a pop out player, fuckers!
• I’m not a grown-up because I don’t wear or need glasses. Wearing glasses is status symbol in my family, apparently. When the fuck was the rule enacted?
• The next person to tell me that I’m not going to be ready for a submittal on Monday is going to get cunt punched!
• How the fuck do I know where you fucking cat is? You shouldn’t have left the little fucker out of house.
• I know those fence post are from my god dam fence, Dickface! (dick-face? dick face? whatev). Did you expect me to dig them out when it was a billion degrees last weekend. GO FUCK YOURSELF!
• I’m not going to talk about my car accident, nor the fucking repair shop and there shitty customer service. (FYI, I got the car back on Wednesday the 6th.)
• Why is it so fucking hot in this fucking office all the god dam time!!
• If Chad Pennington comes to the Chiefs. It will go down in history as the worst pick up ever.

End rant list.