So now that I get about 100 unique readers a day during the week. I like to call them stalkers or lurkers. Or maybe its just people lost on the internet super highway.
I thought I’d give y’all an opportunity to ask me any question you want. Is there something you want to ask me but were to scarred to ask? Something about my life, hobbies, interest? Do you have a question about a past post that I have never cleared up? Anything question is fair game.
Now is your chance to ask. Even if we’ve been friends for years, or you’re a new subscriber. Ask me a question.
You can stay anonymous if you want but I’d prefer you didn’t. You can put any name in the spot provided. If you put an email address in the spot provided then you’ll be emailed my answer to your question, along with any other comments/questions after yours. Your email is not seen by anyone but me. And I don’t keep them.
So go ahead America, ask me a question, any question.
18 responses so far ↓
1 Xavier Onassis // Mar 9, 2008 at 10:43 pm
You need to eat pickles. Lots and lots of pickles. Big, bright, green, lumpy, tart, sweet pickles soaked in pale green pickle juice. Which you need to drink to wash down the pickles that are soaked in their pickle juice.
How you doin’ man?
2 Heather // Mar 9, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I have a question!!!
What sort of things have you done to adapt to having three nuts instead two??
I ask from a purely professional standpoint…
3 Xavier Onassis // Mar 9, 2008 at 11:21 pm
heather - the d has three balls?!? seriously? are you shitting me? I had NO IDEA!
I would give my left nut to have three balls!
No, wait. Let me think about that….
God I hate math!
4 Spyder // Mar 10, 2008 at 6:11 am
LOL! You guys don’t let me down.
5 meesha.v // Mar 10, 2008 at 6:33 am
why are XO and Heather still on your blogroll after making fun of your polyorchidism. have they any decency?
6 The D // Mar 10, 2008 at 7:14 am
XO-Your attempts at making feel uneasy by talking about the devils spawn that are pickles has failed.
I’ pretty tired today. I didn’t sleep very well last night. I already need a nap.
7 The D // Mar 10, 2008 at 7:21 am
Heather-I knew I was going to get this question. I don’t have 3 nuts or as the condition is called polyorchard you know that. It all started in
this post and was a joke then and is a joke now.
Jeez, will ya get off my jock already?
8 The D // Mar 10, 2008 at 7:24 am
Sypder-That is not a question please resubmit.
Meesha- I don’t know Heather and XO well enough to tell you if they have any decency or not. But I can tell you they are certainly uncouth! Aren’t they!
9 Shane // Mar 10, 2008 at 11:23 am
Who is awesomer, me or Chimpotle?
10 The D // Mar 10, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Shane-First off I’m Awesomer that both of you. Let’s get that straight.
Secondly, I hate choosing either one of you because someone is going to get there feelings hurt. And I’m not in to intentionally hurting people’s feelings, only there face with my fist!
And since neither of you are smoking hot chicks, I really don’t have any desire to chose either one of you.
But I’m going to go ahead and chose one of you based solely on the fact that I’m on his Facebook and myspace. So you lose Shane sorry to ruin your day. Now don’t go kickin’ puppies or punching little girls. There’s a chance for you yet.
Next question! Yes you hottie with the badonkadonk, what is your question.
11 Shane // Mar 10, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Whatevs. It’s not like I need your approval to be awesome anyway. Sheesh. Stupid MySpace and Facebook. They are SO OVER.
12 Spyder // Mar 10, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Can you spell my name?
13 The D // Mar 10, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Spyder-Nope.
14 Nightmare // Mar 11, 2008 at 6:17 am
Where is Jesus?
Have you found Jesus?
I did he was behind the sofa this whole time.
15 SkinnyJoe // Mar 12, 2008 at 9:25 am
Just Cara’s link to your blog from hers doesn’t work.
How will you punish her?
16 The D // Mar 12, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Night - Jesus wasn’t behind your couch. He is hanging on a wall taped to the letter “T” For “Totes Fantastic!”
Skinny- I shall call for an immediate meeting of the Council of the BN (Bloggers Nation) and demand sanctions are instituted agains …Just Cara until said insult is rectified!
17 KC Sponge // Mar 12, 2008 at 1:46 pm
When did you first realize how awesome you were?
18 The D // Mar 12, 2008 at 7:20 pm
FINALLY, a decent question! Sponge, I actually didn’t think i was until just now, when you told me i was, THANKS!
No seriously, I first realized I was awesome on Nov 14, 1970. Which is, of course, my birthday. (mark your calendars, I don’t want to have to keep telling everyone) Ever since then I have been getting awesomer and awesomer. With each birthday I have been getting more and more awesome. How do I keep getting more and more awesome. Because there is not end to anyones awesomeness. You just keep pushing the line, growing everyday, mentally spiritually, emotionally, and physically.
Thanks for the question Sponge, you RAWK!
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