I don’t work out on Wednesdays so I had some extra time to kill after work. So I decided to buy some new work clothes. I check the wallet and I have 3 gift cards stuffed in there, JCPenny’s, Sears, and Macy’s cards. So I bust a move and check out each of their websites. PENNY’S IS HAVING A SALE!! (bonus points to first one to name the movie that line is from) Polo type shirts for 15 bucks, reg 35 clams, and Dockers for 20 fat ones.
That’s a steal, yo!
I got out of there buying 200 greenbacks worth of clothes but only spent $75. Thanks to moms Christmas gift from J.C.Penny’s. I snagged 3 pairs of Dockers and enough shirts for a weeks worth of work clothes. I totally killed it. Each shirt matches at least 2 of the pairs of slacks.
Total shopping time, from when I left the car to when I returned to the car, 25 min. That my friends is the diff between men and women. Women shop, men buy.
Did I say I TOTES KILLED IT? Cuz I totes did, yo!
All of the extra time I had left was spent in Overland Park traffic.
3 responses so far ↓
1 krashton // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Is this what you meant? “Airplane”
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There’s a sale at Penney’s!
2 The D // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Krashton - You looked that up, cheater!
3 krashton // Jul 28, 2008 at 10:21 am
No way, D. I’ve seen it a jillion times! Do you remember “Police Squad?” We used to have parties just to watch that! Great, now I’ve dated myself. Pulling up the quote was merely to correct you
Come on, I don’t get to say it much . . . I’m a winner!!
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