Hearne Christopher of the KC STAR has a nice article about the goings on down at the P&L district this weekend. According to him Angles Rock Bar is hosting Jesse Jane.

From the Article

Angels Rock Bar in the Power & Light District a wide berth on Friday.

Nearby Tengo Sed Cantina may have stripper poles on its dance floor, but Angels will be sporting the real deal when porn star Jesse Jane hits town for the club’s first First Friday Monthly Mayhem promotion.

“She’ll be here all night,” says PR dude Will Gregory. “And there will be a VIP reception from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m.”

When I first read his article I was all “Who the eff is Jesse Jane and why is she famous enough to show up there.” Then I googles her and I was all “Opps, I betters stop this search while I’m at work.”

I don’t know much about porn stars but I do know that they put out so I’m calling DIBBS on her! She looks like she has a big mouth which usually means she can talk really loud. And that place is loud! That and I’m practically deaf.

WHAT?