Appetizer
Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?  If so, what did you do and who was your victim?

One time at band camp… No, wait I was never in band. When I was a teenager I was quite the smart-ass, no really it’s true, I would just say the first thing that popped into my head even if I didn’t mean it. Like this one time my mom asked me if I knew where my sister was. I said maybe she’s dead in a ditch. Lost 2 molars for that one. Moms got a wicked right cross.

Soup
What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?

A penis and vagina. What else?

Salad
Where is the next place you plan to visit (on vacation or business)?

Wll if all goes well tonight, I’ll be visiting some little hotties vagian. Ihat is if she is lucky.

Main Course
What kind of lotion or cream do you use to keep your hands from getting too dry?

I’m a man I don’t use lotion. I just suffer the ills of dry skin.

Dessert 
Make up a dessert, tell us its ingredients, and give it a name.

The name is called the D’s Special Sauce. It consiste of “sour cream” bits of ” freshly bakes “brownies” and “strawbery “ice cream” (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). I’ve never had it but I’m told its quite addictive.

Now go read Chimpotle’s Friday Feast.