As I was out running tonight I got to thinking about my dream job. I’d have to say that it would be a Professional Jar Opener. Or “PJO”. I could travel around the city opening jars for Cougar’s and MILFS. Charging only a few bucks per jar (plug gas).
But there would be no fucking way I would open a pickle jar. In fact I would collect those and send them back to hell!
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1 meesha.v // May 5, 2008 at 9:48 pm
you mean old cougars with arthritis?
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