Apparently there is come kind of blogger sickness going around, and now it’s my turn to bitch and whine about it, because I now have said sickness. As per The Man Rule Book rule 345098.1583 sub section Q, appendix H,
- “All men are allowed to complain about any type of sickness, which may or my not be real or imagined. No matter of the severity of said sickness.”
I spent the whole day on the couch going in and out of consciousness. Freezing one minute, and sweating like a turkey on thanksgiving the next. My chest feels like it’s in a vice. My throat hurts constantly. My eyes are watering like someone drilled a whole in Hover Dam. My nose is running like Steve Prefontaine. I’m just completely miserable.
- If anyone has ever see that new show called Welcome to the Captain, on CBS. I beg of you please stop watching it, it’s the worst show ever! But at least they have some decent looking chicks so that might save it.
Back to my sickness.
I started feeling bad Saturday afternoon, then from there on it’s gotten worse and worse. I’m at the point now that I wish someone would make me a pitcher of Harvey Wall Bangers so I could get hammered and not worry about how bad I feel.
- Watching the Oscars last night was complete toucher. I wonder if they made the detainees in Gitmo watch it? Because they should have, would have squealed like a stuck pig. Don’t cha know?
I am currently chugging both Nyqill and DayQuill and listening to Tony Bennett. Does anyone have any other recommendations, for LEGAL drugs that I could get over the counter?
- Since last Thursday I have had 2 people tell me that I need to do some redecorating in my bathroom and my living room carpet. And I’m all NO SHIT SHERLOCK! And who EXACTLY is going to pay for all this work that OTHER people what to do on my house?
That’s about all I go for now.
Leave me those recommendations in the comments, would ya?
Thanks for reading.
14 responses so far ↓
1 Donna W // Feb 25, 2008 at 9:32 pm
That ain’t no “blogger” sickness. It’s the flu, and it’s an especially bad variety this year. I’ll pray you don’t die from it.
2 meesha.v // Feb 25, 2008 at 9:38 pm
pussy
3 meesha.v // Feb 25, 2008 at 9:59 pm
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4 krashton // Feb 25, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Try this site.
http://www.earthclinic.com/CURES/sore_throat.html#acv
5 Heather // Feb 26, 2008 at 1:40 am
Ahh…the latest victim of Brisbane 10. Sucks to be you.
Seriously, go easy on the DayQuil/NyQuil. I’ve seen someone accidentally overdose on that stuff. Shocked the shit out of their liver. They bled to death. It was like a scene straight out of The Exorcist.
The flu this year is the nastiest ever. Good luck with that.
And drink lots of water. I promise, you don’t want me as your nurse.
6 Nightmare // Feb 26, 2008 at 6:56 am
Ok more Nyquil then Dayquil, wear a stocking hat to regulate the chills and swap out The Allman Brothers for Tony Bennett. This way you can enjoy the Nyquil ride just a wee bit easier!
7 red // Feb 26, 2008 at 8:34 am
I’m pretty sure complaining about any sickness is a breach of man rules. You must have the French man-rules edition.
8 Keri Oke // Feb 26, 2008 at 9:16 am
I’m telling you it’s the gout. Ya’ll got the gout.
9 The D // Feb 26, 2008 at 10:14 am
Donna-I’m waaaaay to awesome to be taken out by some stupid flu. You should know this.
Meesh-You just made the list, buddy! I thought you could already do that by checking a box? I guess not. I’ll have to hook that up tonight.
Krashton-I shall try some of those tonight.
Heather -I’m totes giving this to you Thursday. I’m going to cough all over you. I only take the recommended dosage, I always drink a lot of water.
Night-A stocking hat would mess up my hair. The Allman brothers? Really? How about some T-Rex?
Red-NEGATIVE! The man book has never bee written in any language but English, because there is no such animal as a French Man, only French Males.
Keri-It’s not the Gout. But it could be Lupus. “Oh, GOD IT’S LUPUS!!” That’s my Costanza. Thank you, very much.
Everyone-Nyquil/Dayquill is the best stuff I could be taking? Really?
10 Nightmare // Feb 26, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I don’t know why you would want to listen to the screaming of a prehistoric killing machine like a T-Rex, but hey if that is what is floating your drug induced sick mind, go with it. Where does one find a recording of a dinosaur?
11 The D // Feb 26, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Night – Itunes. RRRROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
12 Faith // Feb 26, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Well, if you have the strain of Influenza A, then you could get meds prescribed to you that will make you better. I had it in 1997, and it sounds exactly like what you have. (Except I barely had the energy to get from my bedroom to the couch in the living room when I had it, much less enough energy to type a blog post. So maybe that isn’t what you have…a doctor would be able to tell.) All I could eat for the first 3 days of it was Saltine crackers and Gatorade. I slept a LOT. I didn’t take NyQuil or anything, but took some Advil to help relieve the aches and pains. That’s the only thing I would suggest as far as legal drugs go. I’m an Advil junkie, though, so maybe that’s just me…
13 The D // Feb 26, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Heather-I mean Wednesday, Wednesday is when I’m going to cough on you.
Faith-I don’t think its that serious, it’s a common cold for cryin’ out loud! But if I still feel bad I’ll hit the doc on Friday or Monday.
14 Heather // Feb 27, 2008 at 12:31 am
I’ve already had it. I had it before everyone else had it. I got the sneak preview. That’s how I roll…
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