Why is it that every Monday at lunch, and I mean right in the middle of lunch, as I am having some yummy chicken noodle soup, I have to take a dump right NOW!! It’s like a turd JAILBREAK up in there! It’s like they’re just sitting… waiting… watching…

(This is now I envision the “Gathering of Turds” just inside my poop chute)

General Turd: “O.K. Men this is it we’re going to break though that hole just as he is right in the middle of his afternoon chow.”

GT: “Where is Stinky Steve”

Stinky Steve: “TURD YES TURD!!” he shouts.

GT: “You’re the biggest and most stinky of us all so you’re on point. You’ll be the first one though, got it!”

SS: “TURD YES TURD!!” he shouts.

GT: Don’t let anything get in your way or we’re all doomed! DOOMMED I TELLS YA!!”

SS: “Nothin’s gonnas stop me General Turd!”

GT: “Good I knew I could count on you.”

GT: “Klingon Larry?”

KL: “Yes General Turd.”

GT: “You and your dingleberries will be bringing up the rear, Got it!”

KL: “TURD YES TURD!!”

GT: O.k men this is it. Ready? 1… 2… 3… AAAATTTTAAACCCCKKKK!!!

The D: “Holy shit I gotta poop!”

SS: “General Turd! We’re making progress but the sphincter is strong and fighting back!”

GT: “Do you need reinforcements?”

SS: “No turd! WE… ARE… WINNING!!

The D: “Aaaaa, that was a close one.”

Plop, Plop, SPLASH!

SS: “WE DID IT GENERAL TURD. WE’RE THOUGH THE GREAT HOLE! WE DID, WE WON… WE WON! VICTORY IS OURS! VICTORY IS OURS!!

GT: Klingon Larry, are your dingleberries ready for some action?”

KL: “We were born ready.”

GT: “EXCELLENT! Now get thought that hole and HANGON with every thing you gots!

The END!

Amazing what you think of when you’re takin’ a dump. Ain’t it?

Weekend Wrap up coming up with pics and video tonight, along with the poll results and some more hilarity.

Stay Cool and Stay Tuned…