The following conversation took place between 8:05 and 8:06 on August 28, 2006

Queue scary music:

Doctor: “Thanks for coming in on such short notice Mr. The D”

The D: “Sure I was only on my way to work. So do you have the test results?”

Doctor: “Yes I am afraid we will have to admit you to the hospital”

The D: “THE HOSPITAL!! What is it?”

Doctor: “Is a large building with lots of sick people, and if your lucky some hot nurses, but that is besides the point.”

The D: “Is it lupus?! Its lupus isn’t it!! Oh GOD, how much longer do I have Doc?

Doctor: “Calm down The D, it is not lupus. It is an infection a pretty bad one too if we don’t do something pretty quick the infection will spread up your leg an in to your…”

The D: “Stop right there, Chief. Are you talking about amputa…amput….cutting off my leg?”

Doctor: “Yes, I am afraid so”

The D: “But doctor that would only leave me with 2.

And Scene…

Why is it that none of my friends get the jokes in this email that I sent them? Fucking assholes ruin the whole dam thing.