Yup its another clumsy accident. It’s ballz hot here in Kansas City ya’ll! The temperature is about 100 degrees with one billion percent humidity. It’s like trying to breath mashed taters, yo! So I went to the gym tonight and ran on the treadmill. I staped on new heart monitor streched out and hit the [...]

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Mine went from great to shitty in a matter of seconds. We’ll get to the great part once I have a confirmation. IT’S BEEN CONFIRMED!!!! Lets look at the shitty part. I was driving to work, in the afternoon, along Ward Parkway, minding my own business. I was in the far left lane heading south [...]

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Part of Faith’s post today talked about some elevator etiquette. I started to leave a comment but it ended up being too long so I thought I’d post it here. Many people, including me have written rules about bathroom etiquette. Well, it’s about time we had an Elevator Etiquette, or Rules for the Elevator. 1. [...]

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This was my actual quickie horoscope for Monday March 31 Someone you know has made a radical change — they are not the same anymore. Is that fucked up or what? Soooo many questions!

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I am not a person who gets annoyed easily. I mean, you really have to try really, really, hard to get on me annoyed. Having said that: The next person to call me a “hot tranny mess” is going to get punched in the face. What does that MEAN!? Where does that come FROM?!?! Just [...]

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When I first heard about the fire at the Sprint Center on the news this morning I thought they said the fire was at the Sprint Campus in Overland Park. My first reaction was Holy Shit! Why Holy shit? Becasue I designed the sprinkler system for two of the buildings at the Sprint Campus. At [...]

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I just had an engineer come into my cube. Tell me to stop what I was doin’ (cuz he was ’bout to ruin). He needed a task done “Right effing now!” My response to his immediate request, “Chill out, Hormel.” Wa…wa…wha? What does that mean? Who is Hormel? The womans name isn’t Hormel. Nor is [...]

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