This was my actual quickie horoscope for Monday March 31
Someone you know has made a radical change — they are not the same anymore.
Is that fucked up or what?
Soooo many questions!

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No I’m not moving or changing this site so just calm down, and stop freaking out. I wanted to tell you all about a new web site that I think most of you will find pretty funny. But of course if I find it funny (and I does) that doesn’t automatically make it funny does [...]

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When I first heard about the fire at the Sprint Center on the news this morning I thought they said the fire was at the Sprint Campus in Overland Park.
My first reaction was Holy Shit! Why Holy shit? Becasue I designed the sprinkler system for two of the buildings at the Sprint Campus. At the [...]

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Appetizer
Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone?  If so, what did you do and who was your victim?
One time at band camp… No, wait I was never in band. When I was a teenager I was quite the smart-ass, no really it’s true, I would just say the first thing that popped into [...]

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(I was going to title this post Watch Out Its a Long One. But decided the “that’s what she said” joke was just too easy.)
So this is what getting anal raped feels like? Well, I don’t fucking like it, not one Gawd-Dam bit!
What am I talking about? Let me drop some knowledge on y’all. I’ll [...]

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How does a Quicktrip run out of coffee at 7:30 on a Wednesday morning? How could someone let this happen? Who’s in charge here? Are you really that busy that you couldn’t keep an eye on how much is in the coffee maker dealio-thingy? For 69 cents per cup (or whatever it is) I would [...]

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