Last night while writing my latest EPIC post I downloaded Kelly Clarksons latest album from Itunes. I will be listening to it today over and over.And I don’t care what you think.I’m AWESOME?

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Good Morning!From Yahoo! Horoscopes today “Having control of other people’s money will cause you stress today, so avoid it!”I don’t think that’s possible, so if someone could let me hold on to say 1000 bucks of their hard earned money we could test this horoscope.In even better news the monster post from this weekend recap [...]

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The following story is true. Only the names have been changed the protect yadda yadda you know the rest. Kevin: Steve this is Kevin, I wanted to let you know that “abcd” is not your extension. Your extension is “wxyz”. “Abcd” is MY extension. I know this because I have been calling you for 10 [...]

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…IS FINALLY OVER!! I, for one, am glad these bastards found the way home. I’m tired of hearing about them. I wonder how many people you could feed with one of them? Now we can get back to more important stories that could be covered like Lindsey Lohan, that Hilton whore, and so many others.

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I picked up my package from the post office today at lunch. I’m VERY EXCITED about it. I’m so pumped that I am going to skip the workout tonight so I can go home and play with it.I feel like the first time I realize that I had a penis. I played with IT FOR [...]

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