The D Rules » Tuesday Quickie http://the-d-rules.com SO AWESOME YOU WANT TO PUKE! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:32:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What You Talkin’ ‘Bout Willis? http://the-d-rules.com/what-you-talkin-bout-willis/ http://the-d-rules.com/what-you-talkin-bout-willis/#comments Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:04:00 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/what-you-talkin-bout-willis/ I thought I’d let my lovely readers make this call, about a slang definition that is currently in quetion. (I could look it up in Urban Dictionary.com but I don’t want to look it up.)

Here’s the dealio:

A friend on mine sent me an invitation to a party they’re having, via evite.com. I reply that I will attend and state. “I’ll bring the hooch!”

The question that I now ask you my dear readers is what am I bringing to the party?

What is “Hooch”? My friend is thinking one thing, and I’m thinking something entirely different.

I don’t want to narrow your choices by giving you multiple possible answers. Just let me know what you think I mean by saying “Hooch” in the comments.

My friend and I thank you in advance.

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I just want to give you a little song that may make you feel better about sitting at home trying to work (yea right). While the rest of us are picking up more (YOUR) work so you can sit at home floggin’ the dolphin.

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Woke up 2 hours late. With the clock flaching 3:17 which means the power had been back on for 3 hours and 17 min.

Two hours late for work.

Would anyone notice?

Apparently not.

Because 85% of your department has already called in sick for the day.

Thusly causing you to pick up their slack.
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