I would be remiss if I did not publicly congratulate Topher from I’ll Run For Donuts on his great accomplishment. No, its not running the Hospital Hill Half Mary (That’s what runners call half marathon. If it was a full marathon It would just be called a Full Mary) last weekend. That’s no big deal [...]

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Work has sucked donkey balls, lately. And I don’t mean the tiny hair less ones, I talking about the big ol’ hairy ones that the dances at Temptations like, at least that’s what I’ve been told because I’ve never been there.
So, Friday night I had the best time. It was truly the best time EVAR! [...]

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THIS IS IT FUCKERS!
THE D’S THEME SONG FOR 2008
PREPARE TO GET YOUR FACES ROCKED THE FUCK OFF!
LISTEN TO IT HERE*
READ THE LYRICS HERE.
Once And For All Lyrics
I’M GONNA KICK THIS WEIGHT LOSS/DIET/FITNESS BULLSHIT IN TO THE STRATOS-FUCKIN’-PHERE.
BITCHES!
*click play at the bottom

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I don’t watch a lot of reality TV shows, but I do watch a couple of them. The Amazing Race, The Biggest Loser and Survivor, are really the only ones I watch. (FYI, there is a reason The Amazing Race has won five Emmy’s, it’s hands down the best one of the bunch.) But The [...]

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This Thanksgiving was low key and stress free, as they all should be. The D.C. Krew didn’t come in town and neither did my SiS and her family. They each went to their respective In-laws houses, but we’ll have the whole clan in town for Christmas, which’ll be nice. Mom didn’t want to cook for [...]

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Look at that sexy sum-bitch right there. Holy Shit! That is one heart breaking S-O-B, right there. And how sexy is that outfit? Can I get any sexier? I think not!Look at that muscular definition on his baby fat encrusted arms and legs. How turned on are you right now? And those shoes! Are those [...]

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Welcome to the Weekend Update with The D

Hello folks I’m The D and you’re Not! (that joke never gets old)

This weekend was all about the family. I had two birthday parties to attend, one was my nieces’ 3rd birthday party on Saturday, and the other was my Grandmothers 90th birthday party on Sunday.
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