Why does the NFL find it necessary to send me an email (yea, the NFL and I are tight like that, I have their cell phone number also), reminding me that tonight is the kick off to the season?I mean it’s only the 3rd biggest day of the year people!{The first being my birthday, second [...]

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It’s 8 am Monday morning I knew there was some thing just night right about today when I walked in the door from the parking garage and instead of getting hit by a blast of cool refreshing air I was instead ACCOSTED by the stench of hot dry stalE air that you would normally smell [...]

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I was up late last night, like 2 a.m. This morning I’ve had 8 pots of coffee and 14 Power Bars. I am Rockin’ out with the following: Ram Jam – Black BettyLove Ain’t No Stranger –WhiteshakeSweet Caroline – Neil Diamond Then I am going to take a nap under my deck.

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A Phone call todayCo-worker #1: “Dude, what are you doing right now?”Darren: “Working what do you think I’m doing?”Co-worker: “We’re rubbing meat come down and help up us”.Darren: “Fuck no”Co-worker: “It’s for the bar-be-que tommorrow”.Darren: “I don’t care if it’s for the fucking president. I’m not helping you rub your meat”Co-worker: “You blow!”Darren: “At least [...]

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This happend 4 blocks from my house yesterday. I also run past this location in the evenings.

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There is nothing worse than sitting down to take a nice dump and having the seat still warm from the dude that just left.Nothing.I have to take a shower now.EW.

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I think it would be a good idea if I just stopped reading these stupid horoscopes.Quickie:Something you thought was dead and buried will be reborn today.Overview:Finally, you meet the person you’ve been waiting for. There might, however, be a few complications in the works. Don’t kick yourself; after all, no one could have foreseen this. [...]

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