The D Rules » Thursday Quickie http://the-d-rules.com SO AWESOME YOU WANT TO PUKE! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:32:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Lost Character http://the-d-rules.com/lost-character/ http://the-d-rules.com/lost-character/#comments Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:24:00 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/lost-character/ Really quick before I start watching lost.
]]> http://the-d-rules.com/lost-character/feed/ 0 Code 2 http://the-d-rules.com/code-2/ http://the-d-rules.com/code-2/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:58:00 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/code-2/ It was just announced that there was/is a “Code 2″ happening in the first floor men’s room. Now everyone is wondering “What’s a Code 2″?

Is this something I should be worried about? Are there levels of severity of the Code? Each getting worse and worse like the DEFCON hierarchy? Is there someone in trouble and needs my help?

Is there a hooker giving free BJ’s in the men’s room? Is there a doctor giving free physicals in the men’s room?Who is in the men’s room on the first floor?

We don’t occupy the first floor in this building. Why are they even there? Are we being invaded?

Do I have to bust out my Marine Corps hand to hand combat skillz. In which I could kill a man twice before he hits the ground.

Is this Code 2 covered in the employee manual? If so, what chapter, because I don’t remember it.

Anyway, I wonder if they are going to announce that the Code 2 is over with. Probably not.

What other question should I ask to my superiors to annoy them today?

]]> http://the-d-rules.com/code-2/feed/ 0 Annoyed http://the-d-rules.com/annoyed-2/ http://the-d-rules.com/annoyed-2/#comments Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:44:00 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/annoyed-2/ Do you know what really annoys me?

Cause I forgot.

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