Its the ladies turn this week. But to be fair none of these bloggers are actually blond.
Three Blonds (Spyder, Faith, and Janet) were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.  The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”
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Xavier Onassis is often been asked, “What do you old grumpy bastards like you do now that you’re retired?”
Well, Xavier Onassis answered, I have a friend who hangs out with me. He has a chemical engineering background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, tequila, and martinis into urine.
And, [...]

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Meesha and Nightmare were sitting outside a clinic. Nightmare was crying very loudly.
Meesha: Why are you crying?
Nightmare: I came here for a blood test.
Meesha: So? Are you afraid?
Nightmare: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, Meesha started crying profusely.
Nightmare was astonished.
Nightmare: Why are you crying now?
Meesha: I came for a urine test!
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It’s joke Thursday my Bitches!! Before we get to the joke lets review the rules.
1. Feel free to submit your own jokes. I swipe all of them from joke sites. If you do submit a joke please send it to darrenrules@gmail.com, and put Thursday joke in the subject line. If I deem you joke worthy [...]

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This weeks jokes are filed under Airline humor:
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The [...]

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Shane buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells Shane that he should try artificial insemination.
Shane doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only [...]

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One time when Shea was in a hot air balloon she realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
Shea descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me Bull E. Vard, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I [...]

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