This maybe the funniest joke I’ve ever posted. Or is a joke at all?
My name is The D and I’m running for President of the United States from fat women.
(you’ll have to visit the page to see the video)

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(These sound like they are from Steven Wright but I’m not sure. It didn’t say on the [...]

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Nightmare, Xavier Onassis, Bull E Vard, and Keith, walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There’s only one stool left.
Bull E Vard says “Lets flip for it”
But Nightmare says “No, Lets flip it over”
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Faith was riding in Nightmare’s truck.
Nightmare pulled over, got out and pointed down the road and said, “That’s where [...]

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I have never told anyone this part about me because I don’t want the attention for it. I don’t want to be known as a Gold Medal Blogger. I just want to known as a normal average everyday dude, that likes to have fun and tell some funny stories about myself.
Back in the 1984 at [...]

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The first grade class comes in from recess, and Teacher asks KCSponge, “What did you do at recess?”
KCSponge says, “I played in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ’sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
KCSponge does, and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks XO what he did [...]

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Its the ladies turn this week. But to be fair none of these bloggers are actually blond.
Three Blonds (Spyder, Faith, and Janet) were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.  The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”
The [...]

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Xavier Onassis is often been asked, “What do you old grumpy bastards like you do now that you’re retired?”
Well, Xavier Onassis answered, I have a friend who hangs out with me. He has a chemical engineering background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, tequila, and martinis into urine.
And, [...]

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Meesha and Nightmare were sitting outside a clinic. Nightmare was crying very loudly.
Meesha: Why are you crying?
Nightmare: I came here for a blood test.
Meesha: So? Are you afraid?
Nightmare: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, Meesha started crying profusely.
Nightmare was astonished.
Nightmare: Why are you crying now?
Meesha: I came for a urine test!
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