Yes! Ladies and Germs its the triumphant return of the Thursday Joke! Please hold your applause until I get to the joke. Ladies please stop throwing your panties at your computer monitor wait to do that when you see me in person. Let get right to it! How to be Annoying at in the Computer [...]

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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian [...]

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The Perfect day For a woman: 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed; freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants….open presents–expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer [...]

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Today I bring you a classic stand up act from Meesha and XO Abbot and Costello. I picked this one because it’s the start of the baseball post-season. I didn’t even know that I don’t care was the shortstop.

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This was supposed to publish last night at 12:05 am. BUUUUT NNNNNOOOOooooOOOOO!!!! Thanks wordpress you piece of crap. Posting has been light becasue Ive been busy with work and life in general. So just deal with it. On to the joke. A husband and wife are shopping in Costco when the husband picks up a [...]

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This maybe the funniest joke I’ve ever posted. Or is a joke at all? My name is The D and I’m running for President of the United States from fat women. (you’ll have to visit the page to see the video) **************************** (These sound like they are from Steven Wright but I’m not sure. It [...]

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Nightmare, Xavier Onassis, Bull E Vard, and Keith, walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There’s only one stool left. Bull E Vard says “Lets flip for it” But Nightmare says “No, Lets flip it over” *************************************************** Faith was riding in Nightmare‘s truck. Nightmare pulled over, got out and pointed down the [...]

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