The D Rules » Rockin’ http://the-d-rules.com SO AWESOME YOU WANT TO PUKE! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:32:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Page 19 http://the-d-rules.com/page-19/ http://the-d-rules.com/page-19/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:22:34 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/?p=2638 Because you saw this commercial.

and now you want to see the whole video.

FYI The Darkness is going a reunion tour this summer.

]]> http://the-d-rules.com/page-19/feed/ 1 Welcome to Funkytown Population One http://the-d-rules.com/welcome-to-funkytown-population-one/ http://the-d-rules.com/welcome-to-funkytown-population-one/#comments Wed, 14 May 2008 03:02:35 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/?p=1219 Welcome to Funkytown population…one.

I tell you this because for the past few days, maybe a week, I’ve seem to have this cloud over my head, maybe it’s a brain cloud. Maybe it is, maybe it’s not, I don’t know. I just know that I don’t like it. And I need to do something about it, and quick.

But first lets look at some of the possible causes of this, ummm, lets go ahead and call it a “brain cloud” for now.

  • Maybe its caused by listening to songs like this:

And not knowing who it is and then, once finding who it is, having to pullover and projectile vomit out of my ears. Then, upon getting home, having to put on the Ipod and rock out to Slayer, and Disturbed for 2 full hours, at top volume, as I apologized to the Gods of Rock.

  • Could it be the fact that I still haven’t received my stimulus check from Georgy Bush (XO‘s fav, btw!)
  • Could it be THIS FUCKING CELINE DION ON MY FUCKING ITUNES!!! GAH!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE COME FROM!!! Srlsy, where did she come from? Does anyone know? I think the terrorist sent her here to make us all crazy.
  • Is it possible that I now have other issues with running, other than my plantar fasciitis? This time it’s in my shins and I think it’s shin splints. But I haven’t self diagnosed yet, so the jury is still out. I was wanting to run in the Amy Thompson Run to Daylight 8K’er (5 miles) on Memorial day but I can’t even get though 4 miles without having to walk one quarter of it.
  • Could it be the complete and random awesomeness of the Twisted Sister Christmas Album? Umm yea no that’s not it. Twisted RULEZ! And ya know it.
  • Could it be the constant ringing in my ears? Srsly, it’s annoying.
  • Could it be the complete ignorance of people in general?
  • Could it be that I STILL, haven’t found away to squeeze in the phrase “(inset noun) is legend…(wait for it)… DARY” into a normal conversation… yet?

I think that is enough of the possible causes for now.

Next time, the fixes.

]]> http://the-d-rules.com/welcome-to-funkytown-population-one/feed/ 2 Friday Plans http://the-d-rules.com/friday-plans/ http://the-d-rules.com/friday-plans/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:23:45 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/?p=1153 Hearne Christopher of the KC STAR has a nice article about the goings on down at the P&L district this weekend. According to him Angles Rock Bar is hosting Jesse Jane.

From the Article

Angels Rock Bar in the Power & Light District a wide berth on Friday.

Nearby Tengo Sed Cantina may have stripper poles on its dance floor, but Angels will be sporting the real deal when porn star Jesse Jane hits town for the club’s first First Friday Monthly Mayhem promotion.

“She’ll be here all night,” says PR dude Will Gregory. “And there will be a VIP reception from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m.”

When I first read his article I was all “Who the eff is Jesse Jane and why is she famous enough to show up there.” Then I googles her and I was all “Opps, I betters stop this search while I’m at work.”

I don’t know much about porn stars but I do know that they put out so I’m calling DIBBS on her! She looks like she has a big mouth which usually means she can talk really loud. And that place is loud! That and I’m practically deaf.

WHAT?

]]> http://the-d-rules.com/friday-plans/feed/ 0