The D Rules » Random http://the-d-rules.com SO AWESOME YOU WANT TO PUKE! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:32:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Page 17 – Donkey Punch http://the-d-rules.com/page-17-donkey-punch/ http://the-d-rules.com/page-17-donkey-punch/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:00:29 +0000 The D http://the-d-rules.com/?p=2584 Today I learned the difference between a Donkey Punch and a Rabbit Punch.

As per Urban Dictionary.com

A Donkey Punch is  – The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

and a Rabbit Punch is - A punch to the back of the head that can cause injury or death. Common term in the sport of boxing (is an illegal move).

The more you know

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It basically says that people that leave comments on articles or blog post under anonymous or pseudonyms leave better quality comments, and that they leave more comments than people who use their real names.

I have to say that I agree with what the article says. I think anon comments are funnier, and more constructive comments on post that have a serious subject matter.

I also tend to leave more comments as The D instead of my real name. Also, I don’t want to know the real name of some people. I think their anonymous comments and post are better than their real life personae.

What do you think? If you use a pseudonym, or an alias to leave comments, do you also post using your real name?

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That’s what happened to me last night.

It totes changes everything in my life from this point forward.

You know how you have a favorite thing? I mean, it’s just the best thing ever, and you never make plans if something should happen to that thing because you expect it to be there every year, year after year. You never plan for the “what if”.

Today the what if came.

Both of zippers from my Columbia parka have broken and it makes the coat TOTALLY UNWEARABLE!!!!

LOOK, LOOK AT IT!!

The one above is the outer shell you can see the zipper on the left, the one that goes up, doesn’t have handle TOTALLY USELESS.

Then is one happened today!!!!

This is the fleece liner that can also be worn as it’s own jacket. The zipper on it is broken too. The handle is broken and the zipper has some kind of mechanism that holds the zipper up so it wont unzip. So unless I can get this zipper to unzip then I can’t attach it to the outer shell and wear both the fleece inner liner and the outer shell together as one kick-ass coat.

If you think I’m going to wear each one as separate coat then you’re fuckin’ nuts. I’m not some homeless, unemployed, degenerate from Independence Missouri.

I’ve had this coat for like, 8-10 years, it’s my favorite coat and now it’s RUINED FOREVER!!!

So its dead to me.

So sick of this, you guys. I hate everything.

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