One of the lessons I have learned the hard way of cooking is that it is 100% possible to burn mashed potatos in the microwave.
Another lesson is that you must always ALWAYS use oven mits.

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Because I love all of my fellow Americans. I’m going to buy everyone one free root beer float on Wednesday night June 3rd, 2009 between 8pm and midnight. Just drive up to any Sonic and tell them that you want one free 10 oz root beer float. They will ask you “who sent ya?” And [...]

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I usually don’t watch Animal Planet. It’s not on my list of frequently watched channels. But after watching a show called River Monsters you can be DAM sure I won’t be watching it again.
They should rename that channel to The SCARE THE SHIT OUT IF YOU CHANNEL!!
In this episode of River Monsters this crazy dude [...]

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Every so often when people that I know IRL (In Real Life) find out that I have my very own web site they first ask why? Then they ask “What’s a blog?” “How is it different than any other web site?”
Nowadays if you listened to the people in the media, local and national, every web [...]

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A few weeks ago I decided to treat myself to a new cell phone. After much debating I narrowed it down to just 2 competitors the iPhone and the Blackberry Storm.
So after weeks and weeks of research I finally came to a final conclusion.
I went with the iPhone. And I could by be happier with [...]

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People piss me off, and what better time than the first post of the new year to tell you about how some people make me want to strangle them.
First up Twitters.

No one cares FUCKING cares who the fuck you followed first or who the FUCK was your first GAWD DAM follower.
Twitter Groups are the LAMEST [...]

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This is todays Horoscope:
Put your ego aside today, and let yourself be humble in the presence of greatness.
Who the fuck writes this shit, Kanye West?
Kanye West, INDEED!

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