I am in the foulest of foul moods tonight. No reason for it I just am. So fucking deal with it, bitches!

Why the fuck is KCTV 5 broadcasting the Chiefs game in standard definition? Are they fucking stupid?
My calves are sore and keep cramping up. They hurt like a sumbitch!
I’m test driving the last.fm so [...]

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I always seam to have the toughest time thinking of a title for these post. I should just start numbering them like they do to all the sports cars.
Whatev.
Yesterday while I was wondering around Target. i found my self in the mens clothing section. So I picked up some running socks. You know the kind [...]

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Overheard at Quicktrip on Westport Road.
Customer: Can I get a pack of Marlboro lights, 2 Power balls, and 2 scratchers, and a bag o’ dope?
Cashier stops what he is doing and just looks at the customer.
Customer: “Just kidding about the dope.”

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Monday night, after the meeting with the Cool Kids, where we discussed our plans for taking over the local media and politics in K.C. (There’s a lot to plan out for world domination, yo.
Anyway, I get home and low and behold I FINALLY got my stimulus, (stimuli?) check, a whole 600 clams. I was really [...]

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So my wonderful home town of K.C.K (or The Dotte, as we like to call it) is starting a curbside recycling program. Can this be any more fucked up? Do I get my green bins delivered or dropped off? NOPE! I have to go pick them up! Which is no big deal, I can just [...]

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Lady Doomsday (Katie Horner) is at it again! She is already putting the fear of GOD in to all the weak Kansas Citians. See for your self here. But it basically says that there will be hundreds of tornados breaking out all over the Midwest tomorrow (Thursday). Now she didn’t actually wright the artive but [...]

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My new favorite on-line application is Twitter. I don’t know if its pronounced Tweeeeter or Twiiiiiter. Either way, I don’t care. If you don’t use it, you pretty much already missed the boat.
If you don’t know about it or, if your already a veteran user, let The D drop some knowledge on y’all!
But first what [...]

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