Just a quick update before I go get some of this stress out of me,( I’m running you sicko’s). I was just in the mens room draining the main vein.But before I did that, just as I walked in, I noticed that it smelt like… like… Fritos’s. Exactally like Fritos’s, How many Fritos do you [...]

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I got exactly 42 min of constant sleep last night. From 4:08.a.m. to 4:50.a.m.I’m pissed off and I don’t know why. Is it because of my shitty Fantasy Football teams? Where in the bar league we scored 6 points? Who the fuck thinks Drew Brees is a better quarterback that Carson Palmer? Really, you do? [...]

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Why is it that every Monday at lunch, and I mean right in the middle of lunch, as I am having some yummy chicken noodle soup, I have to take a dump right NOW!! It’s like a turd JAILBREAK up in there! It’s like they’re just sitting… waiting… watching… (This is now I envision the [...]

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I was just informed of this crappy news headline. It truly is the death of one of my fav late night shows. But on the bright side I won’t have to stay up untill 11:30 to watch the host he’ll be replacing. Thanks BWE

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We are having a MAJOR catastrophe at The D’s household today. I can’t find my IPOD This is a MAJOR emergency, people. I need someone to call in search & rescue. Does anyone know the number for 911? The search must be called off temporarily because I have a job and all. But we will [...]

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This just in from CNN The money shot from the article? “state appeals courtruling that concluded women should havethe same right as men to take offtheir shirts.” That’s right ladies if hits hot in your office just take off your shirt! The Sloppy seconds from the article? (Ew) “We hope the police learn a lesson [...]

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I am SUPER busy (or bizzzay) at work this week so post will be few a far between. I worked last Saturday from 8 a.m until 11 p.m. I have 2 projects due on Tuesday, one at noon and one at 5. Tonight might be an alnighter and not the kind of alnighter that I [...]

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