People piss me off, and what better time than the first post of the new year to tell you about how some people make me want to strangle them. First up Twitters. No one cares FUCKING cares who the fuck you followed first or who the FUCK was your first GAWD DAM follower. Twitter Groups [...]

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Part of Faith’s post today talked about some elevator etiquette. I started to leave a comment but it ended up being too long so I thought I’d post it here. Many people, including me have written rules about bathroom etiquette. Well, it’s about time we had an Elevator Etiquette, or Rules for the Elevator. 1. [...]

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I have a rule on snow days. If the majority of the schools that I attended, while growing up in K.C.K, are closed then I’m calling sick to work. I forgot to check the news before I left for work. I usually check 5-10 min of local news just to see if there are any [...]

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Just wanted to remind all you homeowners (and some motivated apartment dwellers) that today is January 1st. Do you know what that means? No, you don’t? Let me fill you in on one of the many rules that make my life so fucking awesome! And thusly makes your life more awesome by reason of osmosis, [...]

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