Think of the worst thing that could ever happen to you and multiply that by a kabillion. That’s what happened to me last night. It totes changes everything in my life from this point forward. You know how you have a favorite thing? I mean, it’s just the best thing ever, and you never make [...]

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If I have to read one more blog post or tweet about now hot it is I’m going to blow a fucking gasket! Suck it up you pansies. Newsflash, Jerkstore, its FUCKING SUMMER! We all already know its hot! But I’m outside everyday YES, EVERYDAY after work, at walking/running my fat ass around Loose park [...]

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I know what your thinking, “What did you cook, hot dogs in the micro oven*? Big deal” No smart-ass, I actually cooked a real meal. And although it was no SEX-LOAF it was still pretty kick-ass. Let’s get to the story shall we? WE SHALL! With the impending Shownami, Snowpocalypse, Snowgasm, (take your pick, did [...]

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Today in Kansas City we ran the gamut of temperatures. It started out in the 60′s about 9 am and ended in the single digits with about 1-3 inches of snow on the ground. You know what they say about the weather in the Midwest? If ya don’t like it, then wait a few minuets [...]

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Are you ready for scenes like these? Cuz they’re coming. And it won’t be long. Probably not this week, or the next. But it coming are you ready? Are your kids ready?

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Friday the weight-in went just as I suspected it would. sadly no boner was had, but I have some good results to report to both on my readers. I started the month at 211 lbs now I’m at 205 lbs. A Six pound loss in a month isn’t too bad. It’s not great either, I [...]

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I’m really going out on a limb here and telling you 2 morons what I’m doing this weekend.  First off today is the first of the month so that means a weight-in at the gym. I’m hoping I’m down to at least 205 or less. Anything under 200 might just give me a massive boner. [...]

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