I’m really going out on a limb here and telling you 2 morons what I’m doing this weekend.  First off today is the first of the month so that means a weight-in at the gym. I’m hoping I’m down to at least 205 or less. Anything under 200 might just give me a massive boner. [...]

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Monday night, after the meeting with the Cool Kids, where we discussed our plans for taking over the local media and politics in K.C. (There’s a lot to plan out for world domination, yo. Anyway, I get home and low and behold I FINALLY got my stimulus, (stimuli?) check, a whole 600 clams. I was [...]

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So my wonderful home town of K.C.K (or The Dotte, as we like to call it) is starting a curbside recycling program. Can this be any more fucked up? Do I get my green bins delivered or dropped off? NOPE! I have to go pick them up! Which is no big deal, I can just [...]

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Work has sucked donkey balls, lately. And I don’t mean the tiny hair less ones, I talking about the big ol’ hairy ones that the dances at Temptations like, at least that’s what I’ve been told because I’ve never been there. So, Friday night I had the best time. It was truly the best time [...]

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The good news is that I did not wake up dead this morning. Last night I was wishing someone would whack me upside my head with a 2×4 accompanied by a rusty nail sticking out of it. It would have helped my head drain of all the nasty snot rockets. It was one of those [...]

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I don’t understand why everyone if freaking out about Heath Ledgers death. It doesn’t effect me or anyone that I know. He was a foreigner and probably here illegally, so who gives a shit if he’s dead? It doesn’t affect you in any way what-so-ever. So get over it already. You’ll still get your Dark [...]

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