My birthday is next week, (7 shopping days left, yo!) I need to decide what i want to buy myself as a congratulatory gift for living another year. I can’t decide if I want a new cell phone or not.
If I do get a new phone it will be the Blackberry Curve 8310 or 8320 [...]

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I really don’t feel like posting right now. I don’t feel like doing much of anything really. Just want to lay on the couch in my boxer briefs and long sleeve KU tee shirt. (If its long sleeve is it still called a tee shirt?) But Im going to for myself to get some thing [...]

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Are you ready for scenes like these?

Cuz they’re coming.

And it won’t be long.

Probably not this week, or the next.

But it coming are you ready? Are your kids ready?

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I didn’t do too much this weekend, in fact I never left the house. How’s that for an awesome, kick-ass single dude?
So I’ll tell ya about a dream I had the other night.
(deed-lee, deed-lee, deed-lee)
Gene Simmons is a mutant serial killer, he is married to Debra Norville. They are both mutant serial killers and last [...]

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From Bottom Line Communications.com comes the news that someone, that doesn’t know his shit from shine-o-la, wants the Chiefs to pick up 2nd string quarterback Brady Quinn from the Cleveland Browns.
They even set up a web site called Get Brady Now
Are you kidding me? He’s not even good enough to start for fucking Cleveland, CLEVELAND(!) [...]

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I’m really going out on a limb here and telling you 2 morons what I’m doing this weekend. 
First off today is the first of the month so that means a weight-in at the gym. I’m hoping I’m down to at least 205 or less. Anything under 200 might just give me a massive boner. But [...]

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Monday night, after the meeting with the Cool Kids, where we discussed our plans for taking over the local media and politics in K.C. (There’s a lot to plan out for world domination, yo.
Anyway, I get home and low and behold I FINALLY got my stimulus, (stimuli?) check, a whole 600 clams. I was really [...]

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