Last night I’m at the gym just finishing an ass kickin workout on my abs. I work out at a gym that is on top of a high rise building smack in the middle of downtown. The work out room and all of the cardio equipment face south over looking Signal Hill and I-35 and [...]

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I do some stupid shit. I mean some really stupid shit! This has been well documented in the 2 years that I’ve been blogging. From the work idiocy, to my many, many, incidents of hurting myself, to the time my car was stolen. Those are just a few of the examples that I was willing [...]

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As I was out running tonight I got to thinking about my dream job. I’d have to say that it would be a Professional Jar Opener. Or “PJO”. I could travel around the city opening jars for Cougar’s and MILFS. Charging only a few bucks per jar (plug gas). But there would be no fucking [...]

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Appetizer Lets start with a trio sampler of word association… I say, Tear :: Memphis Hawk :: JAYHAWKS! Alien :: Sigourney Weaver – Cuse she was in that movie and she’s ugly. Soup If you had to pick a body of water that you have visited in your life to build a house next to, [...]

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With some impending car repairs and other expenses coming up this month I thought I better start playing the lottery or at least get more money in to my checking account. I’ve not actually been saving my change it just happens to end up in a old Folgers coffee can. Get home dump out the [...]

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No I’m not moving or changing this site so just calm down, and stop freaking out. I wanted to tell you all about a new web site that I think most of you will find pretty funny. But of course if I find it funny (and I does) that doesn’t automatically make it funny does [...]

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As I was walking back into the building from lunch I dropped my keys. Bent over to pick them up and…  RRRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!Yup! You guessed it, I blew out my pants. Ripped them right up the seam of my ass. Thankfully they didn’t rip all the way up from my taint to my belt. They ripped just [...]

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