You ever have one of those times when you think that something is just not right with you? Like you forgot something or you think you should be doing something, but you’re just not sure what? You do? Good cause I thought I was the only one that feels like that sometimes.
That’s how I felt [...]

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Friday the weight-in went just as I suspected it would. sadly no boner was had, but I have some good results to report to both on my readers. I started the month at 211 lbs now I’m at 205 lbs. A Six pound loss in a month isn’t too bad. It’s not great either, I [...]

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Yup its another clumsy accident.
It’s ballz hot here in Kansas City ya’ll! The temperature is about 100 degrees with one billion percent humidity. It’s like trying to breath mashed taters, yo!
So I went to the gym tonight and ran on the treadmill. I staped on new heart monitor streched out and hit the belt. I [...]

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This weekend I really didn’t do too much. Saturday, I should have mowed the lawn but I put that off until Sunday which was a good idea because it was ballz hot Sunday. I think I lost about a gallon of water in the short amount of time it took to mow the lawn. Which [...]

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Pop Quiz Hot Shot!
You walk in the front door of your house. You have the sudden feeling that you have a solider coming out of the foxhole. You race to the head, sit down, and drop the kiddies off at the pool.
Look to your right, at the paper roll…
Empty…
Shit…
“No biggie”, you think, you’ll just reach over [...]

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Mine went from great to shitty in a matter of seconds.
We’ll get to the great part once I have a confirmation. IT’S BEEN CONFIRMED!!!!
Lets look at the shitty part.
I was driving to work, in the afternoon, along Ward Parkway, minding my own business. I was in the far left lane heading south coming up to [...]

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The SIS has finally starting to join the digital age.
She just sent me (and the rest of the fam) an evite to her kids (Nicole and Zach) b-day party.
My reply?
“Are there going to be any drunk single chicks at this party?”
Her reply?
“no drunk chicks at the party. This is a rated “G” party.”
 Someone didn’t get [...]

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