I found this disgusting creature on my garage door when I went out to cut the grass today.

I don’t know what it is.

Look at the size of that mama-jama! That’s my right hand, to give you an idea of it’s enormity.

Is my house being invaded? Should I be alarmed? Should I call some one? Who [...]

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Friday I left work early to pick up the car that was back in the shop again. This time it was the starter that went bad. I’ve been tooling around all week in my brothers VW Jetta. It’s a nice car but it’s a big change from the big ol’ SUV to the Jetta. But [...]

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The World Famous Shea (a.k.a. ACGIK) has asked me to post pics of where I create all of my (future) award winning post. Whether it’s from my home office, or my work cubicle. There is no way your getting a pic of my work cubicle so these are pics from my home office.
Prepare to turn [...]

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Just wanted to remind all you homeowners (and some motivated apartment dwellers) that today is January 1st. Do you know what that means? No, you don’t? Let me fill you in on one of the many rules that make my life so fucking awesome! And thusly makes your life more awesome by reason of osmosis, [...]

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I have a boat load of stuff to do today like hitting the Walgreens, and Kansas Sampler, and the grocery store, shoveling the sidewalk and driveway and finish putting up the Christmas lights, among others. After I just finished 4 hours at work. I went in at 6 this morning b/c I couldn’t [...]

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Lost power sometime in the middle of the night.
Woke up 2 hours late. With the clock flaching 3:17 which means the power had been back on for 3 hours and 17 min.
Two hours late for work.
Would anyone notice?
Apparently not.
Because 85% of your department has already called in sick for the day.

Thusly causing you to pick [...]

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I’m doing yard work today. I’m staring as soon as I’m done here. I have plenty of trash bags, my I pod is charged, I have gas (for the blower too!) So I’m pretty much set.
Wish me luck maybe I’ll take before and after picks.

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