I have returned from the Dark Ages! My long personal nightmare is FINALLY over! You have no idea what kind of torture I have had to endure!
Last week I was banished to the age of pre-internet. I don’t know why or how it happen but my Digital Subscriber Line (that’s what DSL means to you [...]

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Tonight I had a frozen pizza for dinner. As I was cutting the pizza with a pizza… Knife? Cutter? I started to wonder…
How many pieces I should cut this pizza into without looking like a total douche bag.
So, I put out the question to the twitterverse. How many slices do you cut your frozen pizza [...]

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I usually don’t watch Animal Planet. It’s not on my list of frequently watched channels. But after watching a show called River Monsters you can be DAM sure I won’t be watching it again.
They should rename that channel to The SCARE THE SHIT OUT IF YOU CHANNEL!!
In this episode of River Monsters this crazy dude [...]

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I know what your thinking, “What did you cook, hot dogs in the micro oven*? Big deal”
No smart-ass, I actually cooked a real meal. And although it was no SEX-LOAF it was still pretty kick-ass.
Let’s get to the story shall we? WE SHALL!
With the impending Shownami, Snowpocalypse, Snowgasm, (take your pick, did I miss any?) [...]

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With my project coming to an end in mid March, I’ve been thinking that I need to get out of town. I’ve been putting in somewhere between 60-70 hours a week since the year began. So, I’ve built up quite the balance in my bank accounts. So I’ve decided that instead of spending it on [...]

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I’m not old I’m just older, after all, 38 is defiantly not old. But this is a story of realization of one’s age.
If this story was a movie I’d want this song played at the beginning and end credits.

Back in November I turned 38 years awesome. November 14th to be exact, go ahead and add [...]

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Not really much going on round these parts these days except lots and lots of working and freezing.
Even though I have the temp turned WAY up its still ice cold in the house. I wearing a hoodie with the hood pulled over my head. Long johns sweatpants, 2 pairs socks, shoes and I’m still ffffeezzing!!!
So [...]

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