WHATS UP PARTY PEOPLE!! I HEREBY DECLARE THIS SONG TO BE MY THEME SONG. (nsfw) STAY TUNED…

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I have returned from the Dark Ages! My long personal nightmare is FINALLY over! You have no idea what kind of torture I have had to endure! Last week I was banished to the age of pre-internet. I don’t know why or how it happen but my Digital Subscriber Line (that’s what DSL means to [...]

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Tonight I had a frozen pizza for dinner. As I was cutting the pizza with a pizza… Knife? Cutter? I started to wonder… How many pieces I should cut this pizza into without looking like a total douche bag. So, I put out the question to the twitterverse. How many slices do you cut your [...]

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I usually don’t watch Animal Planet. It’s not on my list of frequently watched channels. But after watching a show called River Monsters you can be DAM sure I won’t be watching it again. They should rename that channel to The SCARE THE SHIT OUT IF YOU CHANNEL!! In this episode of River Monsters this [...]

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I know what your thinking, “What did you cook, hot dogs in the micro oven*? Big deal” No smart-ass, I actually cooked a real meal. And although it was no SEX-LOAF it was still pretty kick-ass. Let’s get to the story shall we? WE SHALL! With the impending Shownami, Snowpocalypse, Snowgasm, (take your pick, did [...]

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With my project coming to an end in mid March, I’ve been thinking that I need to get out of town. I’ve been putting in somewhere between 60-70 hours a week since the year began. So, I’ve built up quite the balance in my bank accounts. So I’ve decided that instead of spending it on [...]

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I’m not old I’m just older, after all, 38 is defiantly not old. But this is a story of realization of one’s age. If this story was a movie I’d want this song played at the beginning and end credits. Back in November I turned 38 years awesome. November 14th to be exact, go ahead [...]

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