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		<title>Hilarious</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I look down I sure do. Thanks for asking.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;">When I look down I sure do. Thanks for asking.</p>
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		<title>Meh, Whatev</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really don&#8217;t feel like posting right now. I don&#8217;t feel like doing much of anything really. Just want to lay on the couch in my boxer briefs and long sleeve KU tee shirt. (If its long sleeve is it still called a tee shirt?) But Im going to for myself to get some thing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really don&#8217;t feel like posting right now. I don&#8217;t feel like doing much of anything really. Just want to lay on the couch in my boxer briefs and long sleeve KU tee shirt. (If its long sleeve is it still called a tee shirt?) But Im going to for myself to get some thing out.</p>
<p>I was up until 4 am this morning. I&#8217;m almost 38 years old and I still party like I&#8217;m 28. But that is just one on the may reasons I&#8217;m so fucking awe&#8230; what for it&#8230; what for it&#8230; SOME!</p>
<p>Saturday night I met Mr. Awesome and Scooter out at Danny&#8217;s on near the Legends. Danny&#8217;s is not officially part of the Legends its in a small strip mall at 110th and Parallel. The place is one bug room with about 20 or so high definition TV around the walls. We had a grand old time watching Mizzou get whipped like a rented mule. But K-State came close to coming from behind but still losing to Colorado. But KU lost earlier in the day also so it was all a wash. Then went over to Banana Joes which IS at the Legends. Not a big fan of that dump, but there are usually a bunch of drunk 20 year old women that we can hassle.</p>
<p>I left there about 11:30 and realized that I didn&#8217;t have my cell phone. But I knew I had it with me when I left the house. I started a looking for it frantically in the car, I really didn&#8217;t want to go back in to the bar looking for it. after a few tense minuets I found it under the seat. The good news is that i am still in high demand. Twenty-two text messages and one voice mail message from a girl I don&#8217;t know. (Yes, I found out who and that&#8217;s all ya get.)</p>
<p>Sunday, I awoke from my slumber to hear the neighbor pounding in the post for his new fence. I ate some breakfast then sleep though the entire Chiefs game. Didn&#8217;t miss any thing.</p>
<p>Work is going to stat kicking my ass again. Im finishing up some lose ends on one project and starting another one. This new one is going to be HUGE! (that&#8217;s what she said) its going to take me over half a year to complete (HELLO JOB SECURITY!!) So it its going to be back to 10-12 hour days 6 days a week. But if I dont get the raise im looking for in December then I going to have to get a part time job to support my hookers and blow habits.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been writing for 33 min that&#8217;s all you&#8217;re going to get. Have a nice week ya&#8217;ll.</p>
<p>p.s. my birthday is next month have you started planing my surprise party?</p>
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		<title>Not what you expect</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 23:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The D</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not going to be a post about how great it was to watch KU beat Virginia Tech in the Orange bowl last night. (Although it was.) Because I&#8217;m not a person that&#8217;ll gloat about it. I will talk all the shit that anybody wants to, but when my team wins, I won&#8217;t rub [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">This is not going to be a post about how great it was to watch KU beat Virginia Tech in the Orange bowl last night. (Although it was.) Because I&#8217;m not a person that&#8217;ll gloat about it. I will talk all the shit that anybody wants to, but when my team wins, I won&#8217;t rub it in your face. That&#8217;s what Missouri does and it&#8217;s totally classless.</span></p>
<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">But what does bother me is when Kansans root AGAINST fellow Kansans. (Don&#8217;t give me that crap about &#8220;The friend of my enemy is still my friend&#8221; bullshit.) You KSU Alumni, students, and boosters, should have been rooting for Kansas last night. When y&#8217;all root for anyone that&#8217;s playing against Kansas, or when the Kansas populous root for anyone that plays against K-State for that matter, is really shame, and it hits my feeling. We Kansans need to stick together and develop some pride in our state.</span></p>
<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">When I was in the Marine Corps I would always get some lame ass line from those hillbilly backwater fucks from Texas about Kansas being a lame state. I&#8217;d always tell them that if Kansans wanted to, we could easily take over the United States. Or the fact that if the U.S.A. were to be invaded the invasion would come from the gulf because Texans couldn&#8217;t hit the sky with an M-16 if they aimed it straight up. Then they would get pissed and I have to punch them in the face and stand over them yelling &#8220;Who&#8217;s the tougher state now Fuckhead!&#8221;</span></p>
<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">But I&#8217;m getting off the subject here. What I&#8217;m trying to say is when the KSU population root for Missouri. When KU plays Mizzou, in any sport, you&#8217;re basically giving your approval for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Massacre">SLAVERY!</a></span></p>
<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">And I know you wouldn&#8217;t want to do that.</span></p>
<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span>So, lets get over all the name calling and the hate fullness that was the &#8217;07 football season. And put forth all of our hated of each others schools towards the basketball season and those douche bags from Missouri.</span></span></p>
<p style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Good luck to all of you, because you will need it. ROCK CAULK JAYHAWK GO KU!!!</span></p>
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